“‘ay, must be the money!”

Title: What Makes You Beautiful
Artist: The 1975
Played: 127023 times




me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*



so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

  •  1. What is your favorite word?
  •  2. Are you named after someone?
  •  3. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
  •  4. Do you still have your tonsils?
  •  5. What was the last thing you ate?
  •  6. Favorite smells?
  •  7. Favorite sounds?
  •  8. What is the farthest you’ve been from home?
  •  9. Who has been the most influential person to you?
  •  10. What’s one thing your parents don’t know?
  •  11. If you could live forever, would you?
  •  12. What is your most embarrassing moment?
  •  13. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
  •  14. What qualities you look for in a partner (girlfriend/boyfriend)?
  •  15. Describe yourself in 3 words.
  •  16. What is or was your favorite subject in school?
  •  17. What is something you learned today?
  •  18. What is an accomplishment you are most proud of?
  •  19. If someone asked you for a random piece of advice, what advice would you give him or her?
  •  20. If you were a type of animal, what animal would that be and why?
  •  21. If you could learn one random skill, what would it be?
  •  22. Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
  •  23. What is the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
  •  24. What’s the worst or weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
  •  25. What is your favorite number?
  •  26. What is your favorite eye color?
  •  27. Do you prefer the bustle of the city or the quiet of a small town?
  •  28. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
  •  29. If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  •  30. What was your favorite cartoon to watch growing up?
  •  31. Do you swear in front of your parents?
  •  32. What is the coolest thing you’ve been for Halloween?
  •  33. Which gender is it easier for you to be friends with?
  •  34. If your crush were with you right now, what would you do?
  •  35. If I were to kill you, chop you up into little pieces, and then put the remains in a shoe, would you prefer it to be your left shoe or your right shoe?
  •  36. If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
  •  37. When was the last time you tried something new?
  •  38. If you swear, what is your favorite swear word?
  •  39. Have you ever milked an animal?
  •  40. If you could have a theme song of your life, what song would that be?
  •  41. If you had to be, would you rather be blind or deaf?
  •  42. If you still believed in Santa, would you be on the naughty or nice list?
  •  43. If you could live in a book for a day, what book would it be?
  •  44. Do you like passionate kisses or gentle kisses?
  •  45. Would you say you’re a perfectionist or a go-with-the-flow kind of person?
  •  46. What flavor/type of tea would you be?
  •  47. What comes to mind immediately when I say ‘Fear’?
  •  48. Besides the one you already speak, what language would you like to be fluent in?
  •  49. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
  •  50. If you could be any magical, mythical creature or being, what would you be?